# 吃麵條非法

因為我是吃大米飯的，也是賣米的，所以凡是吃麵條者一律屬於非法。

一個人吃麵條，屬於非法犯罪者。 兩個人在一起吃麵條，屬於非法幫派。 三個人在一起吃麵條，屬於非法組織。

我吃大米飯，你為什麼非要吃麵條？ 你吃麵條起碼也要在我這裡申請吃麵條營業執照，沒有營業執照私自吃麵條，就是非法活動。

這就是我的法律，你聽從也得聽從，不聽從也得聽從，若不聽從，斷你生活來源，株連九族，想吃大米飯也不允許。

乖乖地聽話！ 早日老老實實吃大米飯不要企圖吃麵條，這樣你就是良民，不聽勸告吃麵條者，就是刁民，對刁民，嚴加懲處。

2021-04-29

 

 


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