# 給羽森男小姐來點不肉麻的

序

此前，羽刺雪峰，念其無知初犯，雪默。 此次，羽嘔：“雪峰肉麻爛文。 “脈診之，乃患與小溪串聯瘙癢症。 須以不肉麻藥水針灸方能痊癒。 故此！

治羽處方

上闕赤野千里無雙峰恰似若陽縮男人，

下闋兩襠縣叢草不生穴無凸根像雌性，

陰陽怪氣惶惶奔嚎於各論壇賣弄騷情，

唾沫四濺污染論壇惹英俊少年無限煩，

男不男女不女似妖魅眾躲避猶恐不及，

怎奈自由之地嫌其腥臊也是無計可施，

喋喋不休跟帖無數全部如野狐放臭氣，

眾早已嫌其膻腥怕污染耳眼羽不自惜，

皮厚眼小如刺蝟處處扎不知羞恥何意，

黑不溜秋像烏鴉時時呱呱常帶來晦氣，

舔小溪屁股助長歪風邪氣唯恐不名氣，

縱使沆瀣一氣也無非是峰上染點臊氣，

豬成群依然是豬難成大象生威猛勇氣，

烏鴉成群飛還是烏鴉難變成鳳凰美麗，

不喜歡肉麻今給你點粗糙食療你食慾，

跳河上吊那是你恬不知恥的咎由自取。

2008-05-10

 

 


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